What is Witty Titties?
Witty Titties is a hilarious standup comedy show that takes place every month. The show features comedians, musicians, burlesque dancers, and drag performers who identify as women or nonbinary.
We also offer a weekly standup open mic and a weekly writing workshop!
WOMEN ONLY OPEN MIC
We offer a fun and welcoming space to try new jokes and
a great place to hang out with some funny babes.
Click here for the Open Mic F.A.Q.’s!
UPCOMING EVENTS
Show off your witties with this adorable boob outline raglan crop top! This is a looser fit tee with a wide crew neck and peacock green cap sleeves. It features a boob outline and smiley faces on the front and the Witty Titties logo and website on the back of the shirt. Wear it to work out, wear it to church, or wear it to a mammogram!
100% Cotton
It will shrink after first wash
Make a bold statement with our Witty Titties 70’s V-Neck Tee. Featuring the 70's style version of the "Witty Titties" logo on the front and classic "Witty Titties" logo, along with "Show Me Your Witties" and wittytittiescomedy.com on the back, this shirt embraces humor and style. Made from soft fabric, this unisex tee has a classic v-neck cut and fits like a well-loved favorite.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Cuffed and side-seamed legs
• Elastic inside the waistband
• Flat drawstrings in a matching color
• 2 cross pockets in front
• 1 top-stitched patch pocket on the back of the right leg
• Ribbed waist, cuffs, and gusset at crotch
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Show off the twins and add style to your look with our boob-shaped pendant necklace. This necklace is crafted from stainless steel and finished in your choice of shiny gold or sleek silver.
The minimalist curves make it a subtle statement piece—you’ll catch compliments whether you’re layering it with other necklaces or letting it shine on its own. It’s equal parts fun and elegant!
Material: Stainless steel and spring ring clasp
Colors: Gold or Silver finish
Style: Minimalist, playful, artistic
Occasions: Everyday wear, gifting, nights out, or just because
Stay cozy and cute in this Witty Titties 70s Logo Hoodie! The front features the 70s style Witty Titties logo. The back features a smiley face, "Show Me Your Witties" and “wittytittiescomedy.com.” The trendy raw hem and matching drawstrings means that this hoodie is bound to become a true favorite.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Show off the twins and add style to your look with our boob-shaped pendant necklace. This necklace is crafted from stainless steel and finished in your choice of shiny gold or sleek silver.
The minimalist curves make it a subtle statement piece—you’ll catch compliments whether you’re layering it with other necklaces or letting it shine on its own. It’s equal parts fun and elegant!
Material: Stainless steel and spring ring clasp
Colors: Gold or Silver finish
Style: Minimalist, playful, artistic
Occasions: Everyday wear, gifting, nights out, or just because
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